and you can’t fight the tears that ain’t coming
or the moment of truth in your lies
when everything feels like the movies
yeah, you bleed just to know you’re alive
This is Ollie. Ollie is nocturnal and insists on pouncing on me at one o’clock in the morning while I’m trying to sleep because that’s when HE wants to play.
Just for shits and giggles, I like to stay up until midnight when I have to be up at 5:00am the next morning.
Because sleep is for fools!
please take a moment to appreciate how excited john looks that he’s about to kick the shit out of him
like hell yes i have been waiting two years to wrap my hands around your throat you miserable sack of shit i am so glad you’re alive cause i’m gonna murder you
by now most of us know robin williams is dead. i just wanted to ask you what image youve seen online that got you the most emotional? thanks.
I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says “Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…I am Pagilacci.”Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains